Life itself is the proper binge.

Kitchen Closed. This chick's had it.

WORLD FAMOUS PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY SANDWICHES

EAT YOUR PEAS

Hundreds of people have eaten here
and gone on to lead perfectly normal lives

Season everything with love

We're not building a rocket ship here.
We're cooking, plain and simple.

If you can't wash the dishes - don't eat

Bed & Breakfast
(Make your own)

Open the oven, take a look
the first to complain is tomorrow's cook

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious

Dinner's ready when the smoke alarm goes off

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Bon appetit

Todays menu: two choices... take it or leave it

Never trust a skinny cook

This kitchen is closed due to illness, I'm sick of cooking

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

Life's short...eat dessert first.